After observing the miracles of Brazilian Soccer Legend Pele, the glorious citizens of the People's Republic of China have chosen to abandon their tradition of atheism in favor of the newly founded state religion Peleism. Our Lord and Savior has traveled the Chinese countryside visiting communities and it is after observing the fervent admiration of this exemplary man that the People's Republic of China has listened to their people's requests and has accepted Pele as our God.
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