Sunday, May 15, 2016

Press Release - The Olympic Committees





*Shakira Shakira!*


*featuring Pitbull*


*Santana shredding*





*Ricky Martin Livin' la Vida Loca in Brazil!*

Olympapalooza was a beautiful successes! It was enjoyed by all of the Brazilian people, including thousand of previous protestors who have seen the light of the Olympic games and have come to agree with the promoting of the cooperative spirit! Though it can't be confirmed, it's rumored that even the leader of the ODP showed up to witness Shakira's hips telling the truth!
We are also pleased to announced that after a thorough examination by an esteemed contractor company, all of the remaining Olympic events are on schedule and the structures are deemed to be of the highest quality and safety.
We are delighted to see the Olympic Games proceed back on track and would like to again express our sadness at the unfortunate loss of so many talented athletes at these Games, who will forever be remembered.  

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