Sunday, May 15, 2016

Press Release - Angela Merkel

After learning that the vicious assassination of Thomas Bach was carried out by none other than the Vice President Craig Reedie himself, Germany would like to withdraw its support of him and instead encourage his removal from office. We also call for a investigation into this serious incident, to be followed by a trial. Germany now fully supports the election of Pele as the new IOC President--we're sure that his past experience will bring a fresh outlook into the IOC.

Angela Merkel

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