Saturday, May 14, 2016

Press Releases - Vladimir Putin


@OfficialVladPutin Nothing is better than competition in the hot summer weather. But remember friends, bring your sun tan lotion and always be safe, sensible, and sane #safetybeforefun

@OfficialVladPutin Russia would like to offer his deep sympathies to the family of Pele and offer a free stay at Russia's best substance rehabilitation program for Pele. #safetybeforefun #mentalhealth

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    1. This is a really good idea. Pele really needs help. (I can speak from experience)

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  2. Pele could be so much better to his wife if only he was not doing drugs. As a life-long fan, I hope that he will accept Russia's kind and generous offer.

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  3. I heard that Pele has an 8 pack. That Pele is shredded.

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