Saturday, May 14, 2016

Press Release - Xi Jinping


The People's Republic of China is disgusted by the blasphemous accusations made by Germany. We are committed to athletic excellence through fair and open sport. Our athletes have rigorously trained for the opportunity to compete at these games and the state has supported them in these endeavors. We have not attempted to sabotage these games, we have simply reminded Brazil of our excellence as a means of showing them that dedication, perseverance, and teamwork are all required in order for success of the collective. China is committed to sportsmanship and camaraderie in these trying times in Brazil.  

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