Saturday, May 14, 2016

Press Release - Thomas Bach


The International Olympic Committee is pleased to announce the first ever Olympapalooza! Tomorrow we will be holding a FREE, ALL AGES miniature concert festival to celebrate the first ever Latin American Olympics featuring:
Santana,
Pitbul,
Ricky Martin,
and Shakira!!
We know for a fact that no attacks would be remotely possible on this concert as we will have 85,000+ security forces guarding the arena, many of whom have been trained in counter terrorism by the UNODC and Interpol, as well as countless drug and bomb sniffing dogs, and x ray and metal detecting equipment.
We invite all of those marching to protest the Olympics to come and enjoy a FREE show, available for people of all economic standings!
We want to emphasize cooperation and Olympic spirit at this concert. the IOC would like to thank Shakira for helping us put this together and help put these Olympics back on track and have a fabulous last half of the Games. 

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