Saturday, May 14, 2016

Press Release - Angela Merkel


Germany is mortified by the allegations that it was involved in Lu Huihui's attempt to injure a fellow javelin participant. Our nation was founded upon the principles of respect and dignity and we are deeply offended to have been accused of such an atrocious plan. We are certain that further investigations will reveal Germany's innocence in this matter, and we offer our deepest condolences to Maria Gonzalez. 

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